Frosty the Founder


Frosty the Founder
Was an optimistic soul
With a prospect pipe and a power pose
And world-improving goal

Frosty the Founder is a unicorn they say
Flakey as snow
But a pitch deck pro
So he got a year’s runway
There must have been some magic in that
Patagonia they found
For when they placed it around his chest
The pavement he did pound

O Frosty the Founder
Was alive as he could be
And the children say he could pivot and pray
Just like he learned from PG

Pumpitty pump pump
Pumpitty pump pump
Look at Frosty go
Pumpitty pump pump
Pumpitty pump pump
Through Sand Hill’s deal flow

Oh Frosty the Founder
Knew the burn was high that day,
So he said, “let’s run and 
We’ll have some fun now
Before hype melts away

Down to the boardroom
With a hockeystick pivot plan
Running here and there
Like a billionaire
Saying catch me if you can

He worked heads down all year round
Right to a product flop
And he only paused a moment when
He heard the board holler "Stop!"
Frosty the Founder
Was acqui-hired today
But he waved goodbye saying
"Don't you cry I'll be back again some day"

Pumpitty pump pump
Pumpitty pump pump
Look at Frosty go
Pumpitty pump pump
Pumpitty pump pump
Through Sand Hill’s deal flow